He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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