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(847): View more from Illinois

i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind

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(206): View more from Washington

Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.

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(347): View more from New York

Moan for me like Helen Keller

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(360): View more from Washington

I don't think brook has ever known best

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant

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then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.

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(614): View more from Ohio

worst night to have a conscience

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...

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(828): View more from North Carolina

so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes

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