How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So squirting runs in the family.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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