problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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