I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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