Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
