we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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