lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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