Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Well I just put wine in my tea
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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