Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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