that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
