And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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