Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He kissed a someone with a penis
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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