I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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