Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize