New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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