normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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