I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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