I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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