just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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