im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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