i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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