Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You did what with his pubic hair?
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