Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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