i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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