I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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