Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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