Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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