please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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