and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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