When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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