Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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