So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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