Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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