your parents love me but you hate me
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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