I'm drive I can fine osifer
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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