ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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