like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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