i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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