According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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