When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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