i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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