just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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