he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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