yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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