Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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