i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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