Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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