i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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