i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I need a beard to bite.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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