accomplished twins. life is a go
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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