I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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