It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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