how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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