ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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