every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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