Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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