why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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